the real thing -living with a 2 Year old

Bon après-midi!

So, one thing- do You have a kid? yes? ok this will be entertaining for you.

YOU don't? - hmm, I am afraid this  may scare the living S*#$ out of You, So stay tuned on Your own behalf. I beg , just make so that Your SO does not try to get may head separated from my body :D

But. Kids. a fine extra given by mother nature it self... till they turn 2 YEARS OLD!!!

Meet Michael

 for those who don't know what I am saying or have forgotten.

Most of the 2 Year Old get into this faze where they understand they have some power and can do things and become like mini sponges and repeat everything for 10k times. This is the time, where they become.... little destructive helpers. I call mine- Little Santa s helper(Oh the irony of getting married to an English speaker :D ). And I noticed that the 2YO do things, what are a bit funny, so I made a list. Enjoy and ask Yourself can You conceive of having a 2 YO? this is my story

1. Waking up others(has several methods)

• breathing in your ear and asking - R U Up?
• trying to open eyes by force (because daaahh, If eyes are open You are up)
• Siting on Your face, turning around with a surprised face - Oh so U Up?
• turning on tv 
• going to the kitchen (He is smart , mine will just go to the drawer with spoons and for 100 % one of us will jump out ) 

2. Cleaning dishes (the clean ones)

3. Escaping from  consequences-'' Baby go sleep, see teddy do čuč"

4. Reading a book about a Cat while siting on the big boy potty

5. Making breakfast- step 1- open fridge, step2 take jam or cheese put it on the plate, step 3- serve it to the ground . (This is actually funny and cute at the same time )

6.having his own fashion sense- shorts, rain-boots and daddy shirt - good to go in - 20C'

7 Making a list for shopping- fishy, candy, cocky , milk, apple...

8 Calling his grandma and telling her about shopping

9.2YO will make you taste things you never thought You will taste- I once lost a pack of salt and cinnamon. I found out where it go after trying the sauce.

10 . The 2 Yo is not just a fashion freak, he also loves Beuty -Yeah he did my make-up

 11. They will sing You songs and make you dance-

12. 2year old are very witty when it is about getting something- give a candy and he will say one for daddy too... guess who did not get a candy

13. read the caption;

My face by noticing he found some kinda info he should not find, by pressing codes

 

14 . But they also like role play and pretend they are big boys - (used plural because I know several who share this ) 

15. They break and destroy things, but not because they do it on purpose.

And by having a lot of more of these points (yeah this is not the end there are billion other things), I was also watching from a distance to know why. Because we know what is good- bad so why do the Lil ones still do it? well they don't. it takes time, same as learning how to sit and eat and walk and talk was a new huge step, so is living. They see you do something and they believe it is right, By just screaming.... well it wont change , the Key word is to be Patient . Because at the end of the day, he / she will see You as a hero-

Yeah this sums it up how you should feel